Birds and Bees

Little Tom’s father sat down next to him on the couch one day and said, “Okay, Tom, once there was a big, black rooster, and it was sitting on a fence post. How many wings does the rooster have?”

          Tom replied, “It has two.”

          Little Tom’s father then asked, “How many eyes does the rooster have?”

          Tom replied, “It has two.”

          Little Tom’s father then asked, “Well then, how many legs do you think the rooster had?”

          Tom replied, “It has two, daddy.”

          So then Little Tom’s daddy said, “Well then, a white cat walks up to where the big black rooster is standing on the fence post and opens its mouth to hiss at the rooster. How many teeth does the cat have?”

          Little Tom scratched his head and replied, “I don’t know daddy, how many teeth does the cat have?”

          Little Tom’s daddy grabbed him by the arm and exclaimed, “Alright boy, how come you know so much about a big black cock and so little about white pussy?”