Please Don’t Wear

Little Tom comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating, “Tom seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls,” and would his mother, “please sit down and have a talk with Tom about this.”

                So Tom’s mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.
                “First, Tom, I want you to take off my blouse…”
                So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
                “Okay, now take off my skirt…” he takes off her skirt.
                “Now take off my bra…” which he does.
                “And now, Tom, please take off my panties.” 

And when Little Tom finishes removing those, she says, “Tom, PLEASE don’t ever wear any of my clothes to school anymore!”