A
burglar breaks into a house one night. While shining his flashlight on the
floor in the dark, he hears a voice saying, “Jesus is watching you.”
He
looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables.
He
again heard, “Jesus is watching you.”
This
time he shinned his light all around the room, and it rested on a parrot. He
asked “Did you say that?”
The
parrot said, “I’m just trying to warn you, that’s all.”
The
burglar asked, “Warn me, huh? Who are you? What’s your name?”
“Moses.”
“Well,
what kind of stupid people would name a parrot ‘Moses’?”
The
bird answered, “I don’t know, I guess the same folks who would name a German
Shepherd ‘Jesus’.”
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