The flower vendor was an old hand at unloading his
last few bunches. Appealing to a businessman on his way home, the vendor said, “How
about a nice bunch of roses to surprise your wife?”
“Haven’t
got a wife,” responded the businessman gruffly.
“Then
how about some carnations for your girlfriend?” proposed the vendor without
missing a beat.
“Haven’t
got a girlfriend.”
“You
lucky guy!” the vendor broke into a big smile. “Buy both to celebrate!"
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